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September 21, 2013
Dear College Seniors...
There are a ton of things that go through your mind when you're a senior in college.
Shit, I have loans to pay back.
I'm gonna end up living in a cardboard box.
I can't wait to get a real job!
ALCOHOLLLL.
I really need to get back into shape.
I promised my friends I'd keep in touch with them after graduation.
Buzzfeed has an amazing way of combining the mind of college seniorsand summing everything up.
26 Symptoms of Entering Your Senior Year of College
The Difference Between Freshman Year and Senior Year in College
Emotional Stages of Your Senior Year of College
Thanks, Buzzfeed, for giving me entertainment this year!
Sincerely, College Senior
Shit, I have loans to pay back.
I'm gonna end up living in a cardboard box.
I can't wait to get a real job!
ALCOHOLLLL.
I really need to get back into shape.
I promised my friends I'd keep in touch with them after graduation.
Buzzfeed has an amazing way of combining the mind of college seniorsand summing everything up.
26 Symptoms of Entering Your Senior Year of College
The Difference Between Freshman Year and Senior Year in College
Emotional Stages of Your Senior Year of College
Thanks, Buzzfeed, for giving me entertainment this year!
Sincerely, College Senior
Elevators
The dorm building I live in this year has 3 elevators. The middle one, until recently, had been shutdown due to maintenance and the fact that it just hasn't been working.
When it was working this week, I thought it would be fine. WRONG.
I live on the 7th floor. I took the middle elevator to the 1st floor to let in a friend. However when I went to exit the elevator, the doors opened wide and abruptly shrunk to a narrow opening. I thought, I just need to get out of the elevator! and went to walk out.
Because my attention was on the doors trapping me in the elevator, I didn't look down to see a 6 inch difference in the floor of the elevator and that of the 1st floor. So when I went to exit the elevator, I flew onto the floor because I tripped.
Thankfully no one saw this happen. But I don't trust the middle elevator anymore.
When it was working this week, I thought it would be fine. WRONG.
I live on the 7th floor. I took the middle elevator to the 1st floor to let in a friend. However when I went to exit the elevator, the doors opened wide and abruptly shrunk to a narrow opening. I thought, I just need to get out of the elevator! and went to walk out.
Because my attention was on the doors trapping me in the elevator, I didn't look down to see a 6 inch difference in the floor of the elevator and that of the 1st floor. So when I went to exit the elevator, I flew onto the floor because I tripped.
Thankfully no one saw this happen. But I don't trust the middle elevator anymore.
September 15, 2013
I'm back :)
Hello to all readers! I'm back!
I had a tricky summer. I was living in DC for the summer instead of heading home to Jersey. I got a job as a hostess at a fantastic Italian restaurant in Dupont Circle. I'm currently NOT in a relationship, though I certainly have been keeping my options open. My phone slowly died over the summer (RIP Samsung Galaxy 1) and got a new phone (YAY Samsung Galaxy 4). Right when I got the new phone in the mail, with the package in my hands, my laptop dies. CRAP - I know. RIP HP of 6-7 years.
My birthday was last Sunday, September 8! I turned 21 so I can officially go out for drinks! I'm in my senior year of college - YAY! - and my brother got married in the beginning of August to his lovely wife - ANOTHER YAY! So it's been full of ups and downs, but I am still feeling fantastic despite the downers.
I hope everyone's summer has been wonderfully amazing and full of great adventures!
I will keep you posted on hilarious stories of the unfortunately funny life of Marie :)
Ciao ciao!
I had a tricky summer. I was living in DC for the summer instead of heading home to Jersey. I got a job as a hostess at a fantastic Italian restaurant in Dupont Circle. I'm currently NOT in a relationship, though I certainly have been keeping my options open. My phone slowly died over the summer (RIP Samsung Galaxy 1) and got a new phone (YAY Samsung Galaxy 4). Right when I got the new phone in the mail, with the package in my hands, my laptop dies. CRAP - I know. RIP HP of 6-7 years.
My birthday was last Sunday, September 8! I turned 21 so I can officially go out for drinks! I'm in my senior year of college - YAY! - and my brother got married in the beginning of August to his lovely wife - ANOTHER YAY! So it's been full of ups and downs, but I am still feeling fantastic despite the downers.
I hope everyone's summer has been wonderfully amazing and full of great adventures!
I will keep you posted on hilarious stories of the unfortunately funny life of Marie :)
Ciao ciao!
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